worth ninety cents。
But what is the use in my pouring out my whole intellect on this subject？
I have shown the Western New York Poultry Society that they have taken to
their bosom a party who is not a spring chicken by any means； but a man
who knows all about poultry； and is just as high up in the most efficient
methods of raising it as the president of the institution himself。
I thank these gentlemen for the honorary membership they have conferred
upon me； and shall stand at all times ready and willing to testify my
good feeling and my official zeal by deeds as well as by this hastily
penned advice and information。 Whenever they are ready to go to raising
poultry； let them call for me any evening after eleven o'clock；
EXPERIENCE OF THE McWILLIAMSES WITH MEMBRANOUS CROUP
＇As related to the author of this book by Mr。 McWilliams； a pleasant New
York gentleman whom the said author met by chance on a journey。＇
Well； to go back to where I was before I digressed to explain to you how
that frightful and incurable disease； membranous croup；＇Diphtheria D。W。＇
was ravaging the town and driving all mothers mad with terror； I called
Mrs。 McWilliams's attention to little Penelope； and said：
〃Darling； I wouldn't let that child be chewing that pine stick if I were
you。〃
〃Precious； where is the harm in it？〃 said she； but at the same time
preparing to take away the stick for women cannot receive even the most
palpably judicious suggestion without arguing it； that is married women。
I replied：
〃Love； it is notorious that pine is the least nutritious wood that a
child can eat。〃
My wife's hand paused； in the act of taking the stick； and returned
itself to her lap。 She bridled perceptibly； and said：
〃Hubby； you know better than that。 You know you do。 Doctors all say
that the turpentine in pine wood is good for weak back and the kidneys。〃
〃AhI was under a misapprehension。 I did not know that the child's
kidneys and spine were affected； and that the family physician had
recommended〃
〃Who said the child's spine and kidneys were affected？〃
〃My love； you intimated it。〃
〃The idea！ I never intimated anything of the kind。〃
〃Why； my dear； it hasn't been two minutes since you said〃
〃Bother what I said！ I don't care what I did say。 There isn't any harm
in the child's chewing a bit of pine stick if she wants to； and you know
it perfectly well。 And she shall chew it； too。 So there； now！〃
〃Say no more； my dear。 I now see the force of your reasoning； and I will
go and order two or three cords of the best pine wood to…day。 No child
of mine shall want while I〃
〃Oh； please go along to your office and let me have some peace。 A body
can never make the simplest remark but you must take it up and go to
arguing and arguing and arguing till you don't know what you are talking
about； and you never do。〃
〃Very well； it shall be as you say。 But there is a want of logic in your
last remark which〃
However； she was gone with a flourish before I could finish； and had
taken the child with her。 That night at dinner she confronted me with a
face a white as a sheet：
〃Oh； Mortimer； there's another！ Little Georgi Gordon is taken。〃
〃Membranous croup？〃
〃Membranous croup。〃
〃Is there any hope for him？〃
〃None in the wide world。 Oh； what is to be come of us！〃
By and by a nurse brought in our Penelope to say good night and offer the
customary prayer at the mother's knee。 In the midst of 〃Now I lay me
down to sleep；〃 she gave a slight cough！ My wife fell back like one
stricken with death。 But the next moment she was up and brimming with
the activities which terror inspires。
She commanded that the child's crib be removed from the nursery to our
bedroom； and she went along to see the order executed。 She took me with
her； of course。 We got matters arranged with speed。 A cot…bed was put
up in my wife's dressing room for the nurse。 But now Mrs。 McWilliams
said we were too far away from the other baby； and（ what if he were to
have the symptoms in the nightand she blanched again； poor thing。
We then restored the crib and the nurse to the nursery and put up a bed
for ourselves in a room adjoining。
Presently； however； Mrs。 McWilliams said suppose the baby should catch it
from Penelope？ This thought struck a new panic to her heart； and the
tribe of us could not get the crib out of the nursery again fast enough
to satisfy my wife； though she assisted in her own person and well…nigh
pulled the crib to pieces in her frantic hurry。
We moved down…stairs； but there was no place there to stow the nurse； and
Mrs。 McWilliams said the nurse's experience would be an inestimable help。
So we returned； bag and baggage； to our own bedroom once more； and felt a
great gladness； like storm…buffeted birds that have found their nest
again。
Mrs。 McWilliams sped to the nursery to see how things were going on
there。 She was back in a moment with a new dread。 She said：
〃What can make Baby sleep so？〃
I said：
〃Why； my darling； Baby always sleeps like a graven image。〃
〃I know。 I know； but there's something peculiar about his sleep now。
He seems totohe seems to breathe so regularly。 Oh； this is
dreadful。〃
〃But； my dear； he always breathes regularly。〃
〃Oh； I know it； but there's something frightful about it now。 His nurse
is too young and inexperienced。 Maria shall stay there with her； and be
on hand if anything happens。〃
〃That is a good idea； but who will help you？〃
〃You can help me all I want。 I wouldn't allow anybody to do anything but
myself； anyhow； at such a time as this。〃
I said I would feel mean to lie abed and sleep； and leave her to watch
and toil over our little patient all the weary night。 But she reconciled
me to it。 So old Maria departed and took up her ancient quarters in the
nursery。
Penelope coughed twice in her sleep。
〃Oh； why don't that doctor come！ Mortimer； this room is too warm。 This
room is certainly too warm。 Turn off the register…quick！〃
I shut it off； glancing at the thermometer at the same time； and
wondering to myself if 70 was too warm for a sick child。
The coachman arrived from down…town now with the news that our physician
was ill and confined to his bed。 Mrs。 McWilliams turned a dead eye upon
me； and said in a dead voice：
〃There is a Providence in it。 It is foreordained。 He never was sick
before。 Never。 We have not been living as we ought to live； Mortimer。
Time and time again I have told you so。 Now you see the result。 Our
child will never get well。 Be thankful if you can forgive yourself； I
never can forgive myself。〃
I said； without intent to hurt； but with heedless choice of words； that I
could not see that we had been living such an abandoned life。
〃Mortimer！ Do you want to bring the judgment upon Baby； too！〃
Then she began to cry； but suddenly exclaimed：
〃The doctor must have sent medicines！〃
I said：
〃Certainly。 They are here。 I was only waiting for you to give me a
chance。〃
〃Well do give them to me！ Don't you know that every moment is precious
now？ But what was the use in sending medicines； when he knows that the
disease is incurable？〃
I said that while there was life there was hope。
〃Hope！ Mortimer； you know no more what you are talking about than the
child unborn。 If you would As I live； the directions say give one
teaspoonful once an hour！ Once an hour！as if we had a whole year
before us to save the child in！ Mortimer； please hurry。 Give the poor
perishing thing a tablespoonful； and try to be quick！〃
〃Why； my dear； a tablespoonful might〃
〃Don't drive me frantic！ 。 。 。 There； there； there； my precious； my
own； it's nasty bitter stuff； but it's good for Nellygood for mother's
precious darling； and it will make her well。 There； there； there； put
the little head on mamma's breast and go to sleep； and pretty soonoh；
I know she can't live till morning！ Mortimer； a tablespoonful every
half…hour willOh； the child needs belladonna； too； I know she doesand
aconite。 Get them； Mortimer。 Now do let me have my way。 You know
nothing about these things。〃
We now went to bed； placing the crib close to my wife's pillow。 All this
turmoil had worn upon me； and within two minutes I was something more
than half asleep。 Mrs。 McWilliams roused me：
〃Darling； is that register turned on？〃
〃No。〃
〃I thought as much。 Please turn it on at once。 This room is cold。〃
I turned it on； and presently fell asleep again。 I was aroused once
more：
〃Dearie； would you mind moving the crib to your side of the bed？ It is
nearer the register。〃
I moved it； but had a collision with the rug and woke up the child。 I
dozed off once more； while my wife quieted the sufferer。 But in a little
while these words came murmuring remotely through the fog of my
drowsiness：
〃Mortimer； if we only had some goose greasewill you ring？〃
I climbed dreamily out； and stepped on a cat； which responded with a
protest and would have got a convincing kick for it if a chair had not
got it instead。
〃Now； Mortimer； why do you want to turn up the gas and wake up the child
again？〃
〃Because I want to see how much I am hurt； Caroline。〃
〃Well； look at the chair； tooI have no doubt it is ruined。 Poor cat；
suppose you had〃
〃Now I am not going to suppose anything about the cat。 It never would
have occurred if Maria had been allowed to remain here and attend to
these duties； which are in her line and are not in mine。〃
〃Now； Mortimer； I should think you would be ashamed to make a remark like
that。 It is a pity if you cannot do the few little things I ask of you
at such an awful time as this when our child〃
〃There； there； I will do anything you want。 But I can't raise anybody
with this bell。 They're all gone to bed。 Where is the goose grease？〃
〃On the mantelpiece in the nursery。 If you'll step there and speak to
Maria〃
I fetched the goose grease and went to sleep again。 Once more I was
called：
〃Mortimer； I so hate to disturb you； but the room is still too cold for
me to try to apply this stuff。 Would you mind lighting the fire？ It is
all ready to touch a match to。〃
I dragged myself ou