upper end N； N； the white on the right hand； and the green on the left； the secretaries on each side number the balls； by which； if they find that the affirmatives amount not to above one…half； they write not the name that was balloted； but if they amount to above one…half； they write it； adding the number of above half the suffrages to which it attained。 The first name being written； or laid aside； the next that is put is BB named to be strategus in the second order； the third CC； named to be strategus in the third order； the fourth DD； named to be strategus in the fourth order and he of these four competitors that has most above half in the affirmative； is the magistrate； or if none of them attain to above half； the nomination for that magistracy is to be repeated by such new electors as shall be chosen at the next ballot。 And so； as is exemplified in the first magistracy； proceeds the ballot of the rest； first in the first； then in the second； and so in the third and fourth orders。 Now whereas it may happen that AA； for example； being named strategus in the first order； may also be named to the same or some one or more other magistracies in one or more of the other orders； his name is first balloted where it is first written； that is to the more worthy magistracy； whereof if he misses； he is balloted as it comes in course for the next； and so for the rest； if he misses of that； as often as he is named。 And because to be named twice； or oftener； whether to the same or some other magistracy； is the stronger recommendation； the note must not fail to be given upon the name； at the proposition in this manner： AA named to be strategus in the first； and in the second order； or AA named to be strategus in the first and the third； in the first and the fourth； etc。 But if he be named to the same magistracy in the first； second； third； and fourth orders； he can have no competitor； wherefore attaining to above half the suffrages； he is the magistrate。 Or thus： AA named to be strategus in the first； to be censor in the second； to be orator in the third； and to be commissioner of the seal in the fourth order； or the like in more or fewer orders； in which cases if he misses of the first magistracy； he is balloted to the second； if he misses of the second； to the third； and if he misses of the third； to the fourth。 The ballot not finished before sunset； though the election of the magistrates already chosen be good； voids the election of such competitors as being chosen are not yet furnished with magistracies； as if they had never been named （for this is no juggling…box； but an art that must see the sun）； and the ballot for the remaining magistracies is to be repeated the next day by new orders of electors； and such competitors as by them shall be elected。 And so in the like manner； if of all the names proposed to the same magistracy； no one of them attains to above half the suffrages in the affirmative。 The senatorian ballot of Oceana being thus described； those of the parish； of the hundred； and of the tribe； being so little different； that in this they are all contained； and by this may be easily understood； are yet fully described； and made plain enough before in the fifth； sixth； seventh； eighth； ninth； and tenth orders。 This； therefore； is the general order； whence those branches of the ballot； some whereof you have already seen； are derived； which； with those that follow； were all read and debated in this place at the institution。 When my Lord Epimonus de Garrula； being one of the councillors； and having no further patience （though the rulers were composed by the agent of this commonwealth； residing for that purpose at Venice） than to hear the direction for the parishes； stood up and made way for himself in this manner：
〃MAY IT PLEASE YOUR HIGHNESS； MY LORD ARCHON： 〃Under correction of Mr。 Peregrin； Spy； our very learned agent and intelligencer； I have seen the world a little； Venice； and （as gentlemen are permitted to do） the great Council balloting。 And truly I must needs say； that it is for a dumb show the goodliest that I ever beheld with my eyes。 You should have some would take it ill； as if the noble Venetians thought themselves too good to speak to strangers； but they observed them not so narrowly。 The truth is； they have nothing to say to their acquaintance； or men that are in council sure would have tongues： for a council； and not a word spoken in it； is a contradiction。 But there is such a pudder with their marching and countermarching； as； though never a one of them draw a sword； you would think they were training； which till I found that they did it only to entertain strangers； I came from among them as wise as I went thither But in the Parliament of Oceana you had no balls nor dancing； but sober conversation； a man might know and be known； show his parts； and improve them。 And now if you take the advice of this same fellow； you will spoil all with his whimsies。 Mr。 Speaker cry you mercy； my Lord Archon； I mean set the wisest man of your house in the great Council of Venice； and you will not know him from a fool。 Whereas nothing is more certain than that flat and dull fellows in the judgment of all such as used to keep company with them before； upon election into our house； have immediately chitted like barley in the vat； where it acquires a new spirit； and flowed forth into language； that I am as confident as I am here； if there were not such as delight to abuse us； is far better than Tully's； or； let anybody but translate one of his orations； and speak it in the house； and see if everybody do not laugh at him。 〃This is a great matter； Mr。 Speaker； they do not cant it with your book…learning； your orbs； your centres； your prime magnitudes； and your nebulones； things I profess that would make a sober man run stark mad to hear them； while we； who should be considering the honor of our country and that it goes now or never upon our hand； whether it shall be ridiculous to all the world； are going to nine…holes or trow madam for our business； like your dumb Venetian； whom this same Sir Politic your resident； that never saw him do anything but make faces； would insinuate to you； at this distance； to have the only knack of state。 Whereas if you should take the pains； as I have done； to look a little nearer； you would find these same wonderful things to be nothing else but mere natural fopperies； or capriccios as they call them in Italian； even of the meanest； of that nation。 For； put the case you be travelling in Italy； ask your contadino； that is； the next country…fellow you meet； some question； and presently he ballots you an answer with a nod； which is affirmative； or a shake with his head； which is the negative box； or a shrug with his shoulder； which is the bossolo di non sinceri。 Good！ You will admire Sandys for telling you； that grotta di cane is a miracle： and I shall be laughed at； for assuring you； that it is nothing else but such a damp （continued by the neighborhood of certain sulphur mines） as through accidental heat does sometimes happen in our coalpits。 But ingratitude must not discourage an honest man from doing good。 There is not； I say； such a tongue…tied generation under heaven as your Italian； that you should not wonder if he makes signs。 But our people must have something in their diurnals； we must ever and anon be telling them our minds； or if we be at it when we raise taxes； like those gentlemen with the finger and the thumb； they will swear that we are cutpurses。 Come； I know what I have heard them say； when some men had money that wrought hard enough for it； and do you conceive they will be better pleased when they shall be told that upon like occasions you are at mumchance or stool…ball？ 〃I do not speak for myself； for though I shall always acknowledge that I got more by one year's sitting in the house than by my three years' travels； it was not of that kind。 But I hate that this same Spy； for pretending to have played at billiards with the most serene Commonwealth of Venice； should make such fools of us here； when I know that he must have had his intelligence from some corn…cutter upon the Rialto； for a noble Venetian would be hanged if he should keep such a fellow company。 And yet if I do not think he has made you all dote； never trust me； my Lord Archon is sometimes in such strange raptures。 Well； good my lord； let me be heard as well as your apple squire。 Venice has fresh blood in her cheeks； I must confess； yet she is but an old lady。 N or has he picked her cabinet； these he sends you are none of her receipts； I can assure you； he bought them for a Julio at St。 Mark's of a mountebank。 She has no other wash； upon my knowledge； for that same envied complexion of hers but her marshes； being a little better scented； saving your presence； than a chamber…pot。 My lords； I know what I say； but you will never have done with it； that neither the great Turk； nor any of those little Turks her neighbors； have been able to spoil her！ Why you may as well wonder that weasels do not suck eggs in swans' nests。 Do you think that it has lain in the devotion of her beads； which you that have puked so much at popery； are now at length resolved shall consecrate M。 Parson； and be dropped by every one of his congregation； while those same whimsical intelligences your surveyors （you will break my heart） give the turn to your primum mobile！ And so I think they will； for you will find that money is the primum mobile） and they will turn you thus out of some ？00；000 or ？00；000： a pretty sum for urns and balls； for boxes and pills； which these same quacksalvers are to administer to the parishes； and for what disease I marvel！ Or how does it work？ Out comes a constable； an overseer； and a churchwarden！ Mr。 Speaker； I am amazed！〃
Never was there goose so stuck with lard as my Lord Epimonus's speech with laughter； the Archon having much ado to recover himself in such a manner as might enable him to return these thanks：
〃In your whole lives； my lords； were you never entertained with so much ingenuity； my Lord Epimonus having at once mended all the faults of travellers。 For； first； whereas they are abominable liars； he has not told you （except some malicious body has misinformed him concerning poor