heavy on my stomach。 Also； tell your man to fill me a pipe。 Where is your own pipe？〃
〃I never smoke；〃 rejoined Chichikov drily。
〃Rubbish！ As if I did not know what a chimney…pot you are！ What is your man's name？ Hi； Vakhramei！ Come here！〃
〃Petrushka is his name； not Vakhramei。〃
〃Indeed？ But you USED to have a man called Vakhramei； didn't you？〃
〃No； never。〃
〃Oh； well。 Then it must be Derebin's man I am thinking of。 What a lucky fellow that Derebin is！ An aunt of his has gone and quarrelled with her son for marrying a serf woman； and has left all her property to HIM； to Derebin。 Would that _I_ had an aunt of that kind to provide against future contingencies！ But why have you been hiding yourself away？ I suppose the reason has been that you go in for abstruse subjects and are fond of reading〃 （why Nozdrev should have drawn these conclusions no one could possibly have saidleast of all Chichikov himself）。 〃By the way； I can tell you of something that would have found you scope for your satirical vein〃 （the conclusion as to Chichikov's 〃satirical vein〃 was； as before； altogether unwarranted on Nozdrev's part）。 〃That is to say； you would have seen merchant Likhachev losing a pile of money at play。 My word； you would have laughed！ A fellow with me named Perependev said： 'Would that Chichikov had been here！ It would have been the very thing for him！'〃 （As a matter of fact； never since the day of his birth had Nozdrev met any one of the name of Perependev。） 〃However； my friend； you must admit that you treated me rather badly the day that we played that game of chess； but； as I won the game； I bear you no malice。 A propos； I am just from the President's； and ought to tell you that the feeling against you in the town is very strong； for every one believes you to be a forger of currency notes。 I myself was sent for and questioned about you； but I stuck up for you through thick and thin； and told the tchinovniks that I had been at school with you； and had known your father。 In fact； I gave the fellows a knock or two for themselves。〃
〃You say that I am believed to be a forger？〃 said Chichikov； starting from his seat。
〃Yes；〃 said Nozdrev。 〃Why have you gone and frightened everybody as you have done？ Some of our folk are almost out of their minds about it； and declare you to be either a brigand in disguise or a spy。 Yesterday the Public Prosecutor even died of it； and is to be buried to…morrow〃 （this was true in so far as that； on the previous day； the official in question had had a fatal strokeprobably induced by the excitement of the public meeting）。 〃Of course； _I_ don't suppose you to be anything of the kind； but； you see； these fellows are in a blue funk about the new Governor…General； for they think he will make trouble for them over your affair。 A propos； he is believed to be a man who puts on airs； and turns up his nose at everything； and if so； he will get on badly with the dvoriane； seeing that fellows of that sort need to be humoured a bit。 Yes； my word！ Should the new Governor…General shut himself up in his study； and give no balls； there will be the very devil to pay！ By the way； Chichikov； that is a risky scheme of yours。〃
〃What scheme to you mean？〃 Chichikov asked uneasily。
〃Why； that scheme of carrying off the Governor's daughter。 However； to tell the truth； I was expecting something of the kind。 No sooner did I see you and her together at the ball than I said to myself： 'Ah； ha！ Chichikov is not here for nothing！' For my own part； I think you have made a poor choice； for I can see nothing in her at all。 On the other hand； the niece of a friend of mine named Bikusovshe IS a girl； and no mistake！ A regular what you might call 'miracle in muslin！'〃
〃What on earth are you talking about？〃 asked Chichikov with his eyes distended。 〃HOW could I carry off the Governor's daughter？ What on earth do you mean？〃
〃Come； come！ What a secretive fellow you are！ My only object in having come to see you is to lend you a helping hand in the matter。 Look here。 On condition that you will lend me three thousand roubles； I will stand you the cost of the wedding； the koliaska； and the relays of horses。 I must have the money even if I die for it。〃
Throughout Nozdrev's maunderings Chichikov had been rubbing his eyes to ascertain whether or not he was dreaming。 What with the charge of being a forger； the accusation of having schemed an abduction； the death of the Public Prosecutor （whatever might have been its cause）； and the advent of a new Governor…General； he felt utterly dismayed。
〃Things having come to their present pass；〃 he reflected； 〃I had better not linger hereI had better be off at once。〃
Getting rid of Nozdrev as soon as he could； he sent for Selifan； and ordered him to be up at daybreak； in order to clean the britchka and to have everything ready for a start at six o'clock。 Yet； though Selifan replied； 〃Very well； Paul Ivanovitch；〃 he hesitated awhile by the door。 Next； Chichikov bid Petrushka get out the dusty portmanteau from under the bed； and then set to work to cram into it； pell…mell； socks； shirts； collars （both clean and dirty）； boot trees； a calendar； and a variety of other articles。 Everything went into the receptacle just as it came to hand； since his one object was to obviate any possible delay in the morning's departure。 Meanwhile the reluctant Selifan slowly； very slowly； left the room； as slowly descended the staircase （on each separate step of which he left a muddy foot…print）； and； finally； halted to scratch his head。 What that scratching may have meant no one could say； for； with the Russian populace； such a scratching may mean any one of a hundred things。
CHAPTER XI
Nevertheless events did not turn out as Chichikov had intended they should。 In the first place； he overslept himself。 That was check number one。 In the second place； on his rising and inquiring whether the britchka had been harnessed and everything got ready； he was informed that neither of those two things had been done。 That was check number two。 Beside himself with rage； he prepared to give Selifan the wigging of his life； and； meanwhile； waited impatiently to hear what the delinquent had got to say in his defence。 It goes without saying that when Selifan made his appearance in the doorway he had only the usual excuses to offerthe sort of excuses usually offered by servants when a hasty departure has become imperatively necessary。
〃Paul Ivanovitch；〃 he said； 〃the horses require shoeing。〃
〃Blockhead！〃 exclaimed Chichikov。 〃Why did you not tell me of that before； you damned fool？ Was there not time enough for them to be shod？〃
〃Yes； I suppose there was；〃 agreed Selifan。 〃Also one of the wheels is in want of a new tyre； for the roads are so rough that the old tyre is worn through。 Also； the body of the britchka is so rickety that probably it will not last more than a couple of stages。〃
〃Rascal！〃 shouted Chichikov； clenching his fists and approaching Selifan in such a manner that； fearing to receive a blow； the man backed and dodged aside。 〃Do you mean to ruin me； and to break all our bones on the road； you cursed idiot？ For these three weeks past you have been doing nothing at all； yet now； at the last moment； you come here stammering and playing the fool！ Do you think I keep you just to eat and to drive yourself about？ You must have known of this before？ Did you； or did you not； know it？ Answer me at once。〃
〃Yes； I did know it；〃 replied Selifan； hanging his head。
〃Then why didn't you tell me about it？〃
Selifan had no reply immediately ready； so continued to hang his head while quietly saying to himself： 〃See how well I have managed things！ I knew what was the matter； yet I did not say。〃
〃And now；〃 continued Chichikov； 〃go you at once and fetch a blacksmith。 Tell him that everything must be put right within two hours at the most。 Do you hear？ If that should not be done； I； II will give you the best flogging that ever you had in your life。〃 Truly Chichikov was almost beside himself with fury。
Turning towards the door； as though for the purpose of going and carrying out his orders； Selifan halted and added：
〃That skewbald； barinyou might think it well to sell him； seeing that he is nothing but a rascal？ A horse like that is more of a hindrance than a help。〃
〃What？ Do you expect me to go NOW to the market…place and sell him？〃
〃Well； Paul Ivanovitch； he is good for nothing but show； since by nature he is a most cunning beast。 Never in my life have I seen such a horse。〃
〃Fool！ Whenever I may wish to sell him I SHALL sell him。 Meanwhile； don't you trouble your head about what doesn't concern you； but go and fetch a blacksmith； and see that everything is put right within two hours。 Otherwise I will take the very hair off your head； and beat you till you haven't a face left。 Be off！ Hurry！〃
Selifan departed； and Chichikov； his ill…humour vented； threw down upon the floor the poignard which he always took with him as a means of instilling respect into whomsoever it might concern； and spent the next quarter of an hour in disputing with a couple of blacksmithsmen who； as usual； were rascals of the type which； on perceiving that something is wanted in a hurry； at once multiplies its terms for providing the same。 Indeed； for all Chichikov's storming and raging as he dubbed the fellows robbers and extortioners and thieves； he could make no impression upon the pair； since； true to their character； they declined to abate their prices； and； even when they had begun their work； spent upon it； not two hours； but five and a half。 Meanwhile he had the satisfaction of experiencing that delightful time with which all travellers are familiarnamely； the time during which one sits in a room where； except for a litter of string； waste paper； and so forth； everything else has been packed。 But to all things there comes an end； and there arrived also the long…awaited moment when the britchka had received the luggage； the faulty wheel had been fitted with a new tyre； the horses had been re…shod； and the predatory blacksmiths had departed with their gains。 〃Thank God！〃 thought Chichikov as the britchka rolled out of the gates of the inn； and the vehicle began to jolt over the cobblestones。 Yet a feeling which he