o himself： 'they told me at the Commission to go and make my own means of enjoying myself。 Very good。 I'll do so。' However； what became of Kopeikin； and whither he went； is known to no one。 He sank； to use the poet's expression； into the waters of Lethe； and his doings now lie buried in oblivion。 But allow me； gentlemen； to piece together the further threads of the story。 Not two months later there appeared in the forests of Riazan a band of robbers： and of that band the chieftain was none other than〃
〃Allow me；〃 put in the Head of the Police Department。 〃You have said that Kopeikin had lost an arm and a leg； whereas Chichikov〃
To say anything more was unnecessary。 The Postmaster clapped his hand to his forehead； and publicly called himself a fool； though； later； he tried to excuse his mistake by saying that in England the science of mechanics had reached such a pitch that wooden legs were manufactured which would enable the wearer； on touching a spring； to vanish instantaneously from sight。
Various other theories were then propounded； among them a theory that Chichikov was Napoleon； escaped from St。 Helena and travelling about the world in disguise。 And if it should be supposed that no such notion could possibly have been broached； let the reader remember that these events took place not many years after the French had been driven out of Russia； and that various prophets had since declared that Napoleon was Antichrist； and would one day escape from his island prison to exercise universal sway on earth。 Nay； some good folk had even declared the letters of Napoleon's name to constitute the Apocalyptic cipher！
As a last resort； the tchinovniks decided to question Nozdrev； since not only had the latter been the first to mention the dead souls； but also he was supposed to stand on terms of intimacy with Chichikov。 Accordingly the Chief of Police dispatched a note by the hand of a commissionaire。 At the time Nozdrev was engaged on some very important businessso much so that he had not left his room for four days； and was receiving his meals through the window； and no visitors at all。 The business referred to consisted of the marking of several dozen selected cards in such a way as to permit of his relying upon them as upon his bosom friend。 Naturally he did not like having his retirement invaded； and at first consigned the commissionaire to the devil； but as soon as he learnt from the note that； since a novice at cards was to be the guest of the Chief of Police that evening； a call at the latter's house might prove not wholly unprofitable he relented； unlocked the door of his room； threw on the first garments that came to hand； and set forth。 To every question put to him by the tchinovniks he answered firmly and with assurance。 Chichikov； he averred； had indeed purchased dead souls； and to the tune of several thousand roubles。 In fact； he （Nozdrev） had himself sold him some； and still saw no reason why he should not have done so。 Next； to the question of whether or not he considered Chichikov to be a spy； he replied in the affirmative； and added that； as long ago as his and Chichikov's joint schooldays； the said Chichikov had been known as 〃The Informer；〃 and repeatedly been thrashed by his companions on that account。 Again； to the question of whether or not Chichikov was a forger of currency notes the deponent； as before； responded in the affirmative； and appended thereto an anecdote illustrative of Chichikov's extraordinary dexterity of handnamely； an anecdote to that effect that； once upon a time； on learning that two million roubles worth of counterfeit notes were lying in Chichikov's house； the authorities had placed seals upon the building； and had surrounded it on every side with an armed guard； whereupon Chichikov had； during the night； changed each of these seals for a new one； and also so arranged matters that； when the house was searched； the forged notes were found to be genuine ones！
Again； to the question of whether or not Chichikov had schemed to abduct the Governor's daughter； and also whether it was true that he； Nozdrev； had undertaken to aid and abet him in the act； the witness replied that； had he not undertaken to do so； the affair would never have come off。 At this point the witness pulled himself up； on realising that he had told a lie which might get him into trouble； but his tongue was not to be deniedthe details trembling on its tip were too alluring； and he even went on to cite the name of the village church where the pair had arranged to be married； that of the priest who had performed the ceremony； the amount of the fees paid for the same （seventy…five roubles）； and statements （1） that the priest had refused to solemnise the wedding until Chichikov had frightened him by threatening to expose the fact that he （the priest） had married Mikhail； a local corn dealer； to his paramour； and （2） that Chichikov had ordered both a koliaska for the couple's conveyance and relays of horses from the post…houses on the road。 Nay； the narrative； as detailed by Nozdrev； even reached the point of his mentioning certain of the postillions by name！ Next； the tchinovniks sounded him on the question of Chichikov's possible identity with Napoleon； but before long they had reason to regret the step； for Nozdrev responded with a rambling rigmarole such as bore no resemblance to anything possibly conceivable。 Finally； the majority of the audience left the room； and only the Chief of Police remained to listen （in the hope of gathering something more）； but at last even he found himself forced to disclaim the speaker with a gesture which said： 〃The devil only knows what the fellow is talking about！〃 and so voiced the general opinion that it was no use trying to gather figs of thistles。
Meanwhile Chichikov knew nothing of these events； for； having contracted a slight chill； coupled with a sore throat； he had decided to keep his room for three days； during which time he gargled his throat with milk and fig juice； consumed the fruit from which the juice had been extracted； and wore around his neck a poultice of camomile and camphor。 Also； to while away the hours； he made new and more detailed lists of the souls which he had bought； perused a work by the Duchesse de la Valliere＇2＇； rummaged in his portmanteau； looked through various articles and papers which he discovered in his dispatch…box； and found every one of these occupations tedious。 Nor could he understand why none of his official friends had come to see him and inquire after his health； seeing that； not long since； there had been standing in front of the inn the drozhkis both of the Postmaster； the Public Prosecutor； and the President of the Council。 He wondered and wondered； and then； with a shrug of his shoulders； fell to pacing the room。 At length he felt better； and his spirits rose at the prospect of once more going out into the fresh air； wherefore； having shaved a plentiful growth of hair from his face； he dressed with such alacrity as almost to cause a split in his trousers； sprinkled himself with eau…de…Cologne； and wrapping himself in warm clothes； and turning up the collar of his coat； sallied forth into the street。 His first destination was intended to be the Governor's mansion； and； as he walked along； certain thoughts concerning the Governor's daughter would keep whirling through his head； so that almost he forgot where he was； and took to smiling and cracking jokes to himself。
＇2＇ One of the mistresses of Louis XIV。 of France。 In 1680 she wrote a book called Reflexions sur la Misericorde de Dieu； par une Dame Penitente。
Arrived at the Governor's entrance； he was about to divest himself of his scarf when a Swiss footman greeted him with the words； 〃I am forbidden to admit you。〃
〃What？〃 he exclaimed。 〃You do not know me？ Look at me again； and see if you do not recognise me。〃
〃Of course I recognise you；〃 the footman replied。 〃I have seen you before； but have been ordered to admit any one else rather than Monsieur Chichikov。〃
〃Indeed？ And why so？〃
〃Those are my orders； and they must be obeyed；〃 said the footman； confronting Chichikov with none of that politeness with which； on former occasions； he had hastened to divest our hero of his wrappings。 Evidently he was of opinion that； since the gentry declined to receive the visitor； the latter must certainly be a rogue。
〃I cannot understand it；〃 said Chichikov to himself。 Then he departed； and made his way to the house of the President of the Council。 But so put about was that official by Chichikov's entry that he could not utter two consecutive wordshe could only murmur some rubbish which left both his visitor and himself out of countenance。 Chichikov wondered； as he left the house； what the President's muttered words could have meant； but failed to make head or tail of them。 Next； he visited； in turn； the Chief of Police； the Vice…Governor； the Postmaster； and others； but in each case he either failed to be accorded admittance or was received so strangely； and with such a measure of constraint and conversational awkwardness and absence of mind and embarrassment； that he began to fear for the sanity of his hosts。 Again and again did he strive to divine the cause； but could not do so； so he went wandering aimlessly about the town； without succeeding in making up his mind whether he or the officials had gone crazy。 At length； in a state bordering upon bewilderment； he returned to the innto the establishment whence； that every afternoon； he had set forth in such exuberance of spirits。 Feeling the need of something to do； he ordered tea； and； still marvelling at the strangeness of his position； was about to pour out the beverage when the door opened and Nozdrev made his appearance。
〃What says the proverb？〃 he began。 〃'To see a friend； seven versts is not too long a round to make。' I happened to be passing the house； saw a light in your window； and thought to myself： 'Now； suppose I were to run up and pay him a visit？ It is unlikely that he will be asleep。' Ah； ha！ I see tea on your table！ Good！ Then I will drink a cup with you； for I had wretched stuff for dinner； and it is beginning to lie heavy on my stomach。 Also； tell your man to fill me a pipe。 Where is your own pipe？〃
〃I never sm