ssed on； the hilarity of the company increased yet further； and more than once the President （a man of great urbanity when thoroughly in his cups） embraced the chief guest of the day with the heartfelt words； 〃My dearest fellow！ My own most precious of friends！〃 Nay； he even started to crack his fingers； to dance around Chichikov's chair； and to sing snatches of a popular song。 To the champagne succeeded Hungarian wine； which had the effect of still further heartening and enlivening the company。 By this time every one had forgotten about whist； and given himself up to shouting and disputing。 Every conceivable subject was discussed； including politics and military affairs； and in this connection guests voiced jejune opinions for the expression of which they would； at any other time； have soundly spanked their offspring。 Chichikov； like the rest； had never before felt so gay； and； imagining himself really and truly to be a landowner of Kherson； spoke of various improvements in agriculture； of the three…field system of tillage＇5＇； and of the beatific felicity of a union between two kindred souls。 Also； he started to recite poetry to Sobakevitch； who blinked as he listened； for he greatly desired to go to sleep。 At length the guest of the evening realised that matters had gone far enough； so begged to be given a lift home； and was accommodated with the Public Prosecutor's drozhki。 Luckily the driver of the vehicle was a practised man at his work； for； while driving with one hand； he succeeded in leaning backwards and； with the other； holding Chichikov securely in his place。 Arrived at the inn； our hero continued babbling awhile about a flaxen…haired damsel with rosy lips and a dimple in her right cheek； about villages of his in Kherson； and about the amount of his capital。 Nay； he even issued seignorial instructions that Selifan should go and muster the peasants about to be transferred； and make a complete and detailed inventory of them。 For a while Selifan listened in silence； then he left the room； and instructed Petrushka to help the barin to undress。 As it happened； Chichikov's boots had no sooner been removed than he managed to perform the rest of his toilet without assistance； to roll on to the bed （which creaked terribly as he did so）； and to sink into a sleep in every way worthy of a landowner of Kherson。 Meanwhile Petrushka had taken his master's coat and trousers of bilberry…coloured check into the corridor； where； spreading them over a clothes' horse； he started to flick and to brush them； and to fill the whole corridor with dust。 Just as he was about to replace them in his master's room he happened to glance over the railing of the gallery； and saw Selifan returning from the stable。 Glances were exchanged； and in an instant the pair had arrived at an instinctive understandingan understanding to the effect that the barin was sound asleep； and that therefore one might consider one's own pleasure a little。 Accordingly Petrushka proceeded to restore the coat and trousers to their appointed places； and then descended the stairs； whereafter he and Selifan left the house together。 Not a word passed between them as to the object of their expedition。 On the contrary； they talked solely of extraneous subjects。 Yet their walk did not take them far； it took them only to the other side of the street； and thence into an establishment which immediately confronted the inn。 Entering a mean； dirty courtyard covered with glass； they passed thence into a cellar where a number of customers were seated around small wooden tables。 What thereafter was done by Selifan and Petrushka God alone knows。 At all events； within an hour's time they issued； arm in arm； and in profound silence； yet remaining markedly assiduous to one another； and ever ready to help one another around an awkward corner。 Still linked togethernever once releasing their mutual holdthey spent the next quarter of an hour in attempting to negotiate the stairs of the inn； but at length even that ascent had been mastered； and they proceeded further on their way。 Halting before his mean little pallet； Petrushka stood awhile in thought。 His difficulty was how best to assume a recumbent position。 Eventually he lay down on his face； with his legs trailing over the floor； after which Selifan also stretched himself upon the pallet； with his head resting upon Petrushka's stomach； and his mind wholly oblivious of the fact that he ought not to have been sleeping there at all； but in the servant's quarters； or in the stable beside his horses。 Scarcely a moment had passed before the pair were plunged in slumber and emitting the most raucous snores； to which their master （next door） responded with snores of a whistling and nasal order。 Indeed； before long every one in the inn had followed their soothing example； and the hostelry lay plunged in complete restfulness。 Only in the window of the room of the newly…arrived lieutenant from Riazan did a light remain burning。 Evidently he was a devotee of boots； for he had purchased four pairs； and was now trying on a fifth。 Several times he approached the bed with a view to taking off the boots and retiring to rest； but each time he failed； for the reason that the boots were so alluring in their make that he had no choice but to lift up first one foot； and then the other； for the purpose of scanning their elegant welts。
＇5＇ The system by which； in annual rotation； two…thirds of a given area are cultivated； while the remaining third is left fallow。
CHAPTER VIII
It was not long before Chichikov's purchases had become the talk of the town； and various were the opinions expressed as to whether or not it was expedient to procure peasants for transferment。 Indeed such was the interest taken by certain citizens in the matter that they advised the purchaser to provide himself and his convoy with an escort； in order to ensure their safe arrival at the appointed destination； but though Chichikov thanked the donors of this advice for the same； and declared that he should be very glad； in case of need； to avail himself of it； he declared also that there was no real need for an escort； seeing that the peasants whom he had purchased were exceptionally peace…loving folk； and that； being themselves consenting parties to the transferment； they would undoubtedly prove in every way tractable。
One particularly good result of this advertisement of his scheme was that he came to rank as neither more nor less than a millionaire。 Consequently； much as the inhabitants had liked our hero in the first instance （as seen in Chapter I。）； they now liked him more than ever。 As a matter of fact； they were citizens of an exceptionally quiet； good…natured； easy…going disposition； and some of them were even well…educated。 For instance； the President of the Local Council could recite the whole of Zhukovski's LUDMILLA by heart； and give such an impressive rendering of the passage 〃The pine forest was asleep and the valley at rest〃 （as well as of the exclamation 〃Phew！〃） that one felt； as he did so； that the pine forest and the valley really WERE as he described them。 The effect was also further heightened by the manner in which； at such moments； he assumed the most portentous frown。 For his part； the Postmaster went in more for philosophy； and diligently perused such works as Young's Night Thoughts； and Eckharthausen's A Key to the Mysteries of Nature； of which latter work he would make copious extracts； though no one had the slightest notion what they referred to。 For the rest； he was a witty； florid little individual； and much addicted to a practice of what he called 〃embellishing〃 whatsoever he had to saya feat which he performed with the aid of such by…the…way phrases as 〃my dear sir；〃 〃my good So…and…So；〃 〃you know；〃 〃you understand；〃 〃you may imagine；〃 〃relatively speaking；〃 〃for instance；〃 and 〃et cetera〃； of which phrases he would add sackfuls to his speech。 He could also 〃embellish〃 his words by the simple expedient of half…closing； half…winking one eye； which trick communicated to some of his satirical utterances quite a mordant effect。 Nor were his colleagues a wit inferior to him in enlightenment。 For instance； one of them made a regular practice of reading Karamzin； another of conning the Moscow Gazette； and a third of never looking at a book at all。 Likewise； although they were the sort of men to whom； in their more intimate movements； their wives would very naturally address such nicknames as 〃Toby Jug；〃 〃Marmot；〃 〃Fatty；〃 〃Pot Belly；〃 〃Smutty；〃 〃Kiki；〃 and 〃Buzz…Buzz；〃 they were men also of good heart； and very ready to extend their hospitality and their friendship when once a guest had eaten of their bread and salt； or spent an evening in their company。 Particularly； therefore； did Chichikov earn these good folk's approval with his taking methods and qualitiesso much so that the expression of that approval bid fair to make it difficult for him to quit the town； seeing that； wherever he went； the one phrase dinned into his ears was 〃Stay another week with us； Paul Ivanovitch。〃 In short； he ceased to be a free agent。 But incomparably more striking was the impression （a matter for unbounded surprise！） which he produced upon the ladies。 Properly to explain this phenomenon I should need to say a great deal about the ladies themselves； and to describe in the most vivid of colours their social intercourse and spiritual qualities。 Yet this would be a difficult thing for me to do； since； on the one hand； I should be hampered by my boundless respect for the womenfolk of all Civil Service officials； and； on the other handwell； simply by the innate arduousness of the task。 The ladies of N。 wereBut no； I cannot do it； my heart has already failed me。 Come； come！ The ladies of N。 were distinguished forBut it is of no use； somehow my pen seems to refuse to move over the paperit seems to be weighted as with a plummet of lead。 Very well。 That being so； I will merely say a word or two concerning the most prominent tints on the feminine palette of N。merely a word or two concerning the outward appearance of its ladies； and a word or two concerning their more superficial characteristics。 The ladies of N。 were pre…eminently what is known as 〃presentable。〃 Indeed； in that respect they might