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Now; even at a preparatory school; a well…regulated boy may better

himself: and I can tell you I did。  I never was in any quarrels: I

never was very high in the class or very low: but there was no chap

so much respected:and why?  I'D ALWAYS MONEY。  The other boys

spent all theirs in the first day or two; and they gave me plenty

of cakes and barley…sugar then; I can tell you。  I'd no need to

spend my own money; for they would insist upon treating me。  Well;

in a week; when theirs was gone; and they had but their threepence

a week to look to for the rest of the half…year; what did I do?

Why; I am proud to say that three…halfpence out of the threepence a

week of almost all the young gentlemen at Dr。 Swishtail's; came

into my pocket。  Suppose; for instance; Tom Hicks wanted a slice of

gingerbread; who had the money?  Little Bob Stubbs; to be sure。

〃Hicks;〃 I used to say; 〃I'LL buy you three halfp'orth of

gingerbread; if you'll give me threepence next Saturday。〃  And he

agreed; and next Saturday came; and he very often could not pay me

more than three…halfpence。  Then there was the threepence I was to

have THE NEXT Saturday。  I'll tell you what I did for a whole half…

year:I lent a chap; by the name of Dick Bunting; three…halfpence

the first Saturday for three…pence the next: he could not pay me

more than half when Saturday came; and I'm blest if I did not make

him pay me three…halfpence FOR THREE…AND…TWENTY WEEKS RUNNING;

making two shillings and tenpence…halfpenny。  But he was a sad

dishonorable fellow; Dick Bunting; for after I'd been so kind to

him; and let him off for three…and…twenty…weeks the money he owed

me; holidays came; and threepence he owed me still。  Well;

according to the common principles of practice; after six…weeks'

holidays; he ought to have paid me exactly sixteen shillings; which

was my due。  For the





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 Second week  。  。  。  。  。  1s。 | Fifth week  。  。  。  。  。  8s。

 Third week   。  。  。  。  。  2s。 | Sixth week  。  。  。  。  。 16s。





Nothing could be more just; and yetwill it be believed? when

Bunting came back he offered me THREE…HALFPENCE! the mean;

dishonest scoundrel。



However; I was even with him; I can tell you。He spent all his

money in a fortnight; and THEN I screwed him down!  I made him;

besides giving me a penny for a penny; pay me a quarter of his

bread and butter at breakfast and a quarter of his cheese at

supper; and before the half…year was out; I got from him a silver

fruit…knife; a box of compasses; and a very pretty silver…laced

waistcoat; in which I went home as proud as a king: and; what's

more; I had no less than three golden guineas in the pocket of it;

besides fifteen shillings; the knife; and a brass bottle…screw;

which I got from another chap。  It wasn't bad interest for twelve

shillingswhich was all the money I'd had in the yearwas it?

Heigho!  I've often wished that I could get such a chance again in

this wicked world; but men are more avaricious now than they used

to be in those dear early days。



Well; I went home in my new waistcoat as fine as a peacock; and

when I gave the bottle…screw to my father; begging him to take it

as a token of my affection for him; my dear mother burst into such

a fit of tears as I never saw; and kissed and hugged me fit to

smother me。  〃Bless him; bless him;〃 says she; 〃to think of his old

father。  And where did you purchase it; Bob?〃〃Why; mother;〃 says

I; 〃I purchased it out of my savings〃 (which was as true as the

gospel)。When I said this; mother looked round to father; smiling;

although she had tears in her eyes; and she took his hand; and with

her other hand drew me to her。  〃Is he not a noble boy?〃 says she

to my father: 〃and only nine years old!〃〃Faith;〃 says my father;

〃he IS a good lad; Susan。  Thank thee; my boy: and here is a crown…

piece in return for thy bottle…screwit shall open us a bottle of

the very best too;〃 says my father。  And he kept his word。  I

always was fond of good wine (though never; from a motive of proper

self…denial; having any in my cellar); and; by Jupiter! on this

night I had my little skinful;for there was no stinting;so

pleased were my dear parents with the bottle…screw。  The best of it

was; it only cost me threepence originally; which a chap could not

pay me。



Seeing this game was such a good one; I became very generous

towards my parents; and a capital way it is to encourage liberality

in children。  I gave mamma a very neat brass thimble; and she gave

me a half…guinea piece。  Then I gave her a very pretty needle…book;

which I made myself with an ace of spades from a new pack of cards

we had; and I got Sally; our maid; to cover it with a bit of pink

satin her mistress had given her; and I made the leaves of the

book; which I vandyked very nicely; out of a piece of flannel I had

had round my neck for a sore throat。  It smelt a little of

hartshorn; but it was a beautiful needle…book; and mamma was so

delighted with it; that she went into town and bought me a gold…

laced hat。  Then I bought papa a pretty china tobacco…stopper: but

I am sorry to say of my dear father that he was not so generous as

my mamma or myself; for he only burst out laughing; and did not

give me so much as a half…crown piece; which was the least I

expected from him。  〃I shan't give you anything; Bob; this time;〃

says he; 〃and I wish; my boy; you would not make any more such

presents;for; really; they are too expensive。〃  Expensive indeed!

I hate meanness;even in a father。



I must tell you about the silver…edged waistcoat which Bunting gave

me。  Mamma asked me about it; and I told her the truth;that it

was a present from one of the boys for my kindness to him。  Well;

what does she do but writes back to Dr。 Swishtail; when I went to

school; thanking him for his attention to her dear son; and sending

a shilling to the good and grateful little boy who had given me the

waistcoat!



〃What waistcoat is it;〃 says the Doctor to me; 〃and who gave it to

you?〃



〃Bunting gave it me; sir;〃 says I。



〃Call Bunting!〃 and up the little ungrateful chap came。  Would you

believe it; he burst into tears;told that the waistcoat had been

given him by his mother; and that he had been forced to give it

for a debt to Copper…Merchant; as the nasty little blackguard

called me?  He then said how; for three…halfpence; he had been

compelled to pay me three shillings (the sneak! as if he had been

OBLIGED to borrow the three…halfpence!)how all the other boys

had been swindled (swindled!) by me in like manner;and how;

with only twelve shillings; I had managed to scrape together four

guineas。 。 。 。 。



My courage almost fails me as I describe the shameful scene that

followed。  The boys were called in; my own little account…book was

dragged out of my cupboard; to prove how much I had received from

each; and every farthing of my money was paid back to them。  The

tyrant took the thirty shillings that my dear parents had given me;

and said he should put them into the poor…box at church; and; after

having made a long discourse to the boys about meanness and usury;

he said; 〃Take off your coat; Mr。 Stubbs; and restore Bunting his

waistcoat。〃  I did; and stood without coat and waistcoat in the

midst of the nasty grinning boys。  I was going to put on my coat;



〃Stop!〃 says he。  〃TAKE DOWN HIS BREECHES!〃



Ruthless; brutal villain!  Sam Hopkins; the biggest boy; took them

downhorsed meand I WAS FLOGGED; SIR: yes; flogged!  O revenge!

I; Robert Stubbs; who had done nothing but what was right; was

brutally flogged at ten years of age!Though February was the

shortest month; I remembered it long。





MARCH。SHOWERY。





When my mamma heard of the treatment of her darling she was for

bringing an action against the schoolmaster; or else for tearing

his eyes out (when; dear soul! she would not have torn the eyes out

of a flea; had it been her own injury); and; at the very least; for

having me removed from the school where I had been so shamefully

treated。  But papa was stern for once; and vowed that I had been

served quite right; declared that I should not be removed from

school; and sent old Swishtail a brace of pheasants for what he

called his kindness to me。  Of these the old gentleman invited me

to partake; and made a very queer speech at dinner; as he was

cutting them up; about the excellence of my parents; and his own

determination to be KINDER STILL to me; if ever I ventured on such

practices again。  So I was obliged to give up my old trade of

lending: for the Doctor declared that any boy who borrowed should

be flogged; and any one who PAID should be flogged twice as much。

There was no standing against such a prohibition as this; and my

little commerce was ruined。



I was not very high in the school: not having been able to get

farther than that dreadful Propria quae maribus in the Latin

grammar; of which; though I have it by heart even now; I never

could understand a syllable: but; on account of my size; my age;

and the prayers of my mother; was allowed to have the privilege of

the bigger boys; and on holidays to walk about in the town。  Great

dandies we were; too; when we thus went out。  I recollect my

costume very well: a thunder…and…lightning coat; a white waistcoat

embroidered neatly at the pockets; a lace frill; a pair of knee…

breeches; and elegant white cotton or silk stockings。  This did

very well; but still I was dissatisfied: I wanted A PAIR OF BOOTS。

Three boys in the school had bootsI was mad to have them too。



But my papa; when I wrote to him; would not hear of it; and three

pounds; the price of a pair; was too large a sum for my mother to

take from the housekeeping; or for me to pay; in the present

impoverished state of my exchequer; but the desire for the boots

was so strong; that have them I must at an
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