ible； but the conversation drifted into family matters； during which Carrie； without the slightest reason； referred in the most uncomplimentary manner to my poor father's pecuniary trouble。 I retorted by saying that 〃Pa； at all events； was a gentleman；〃 whereupon Carrie burst out crying。 I positively could not eat any breakfast。
At the office I was sent for by Mr。 Perkupp； who said he was very sorry； but I should have to take my annual holidays from next Saturday。 Franching called at office and asked me to dine at his club； 〃The Constitutional。〃 Fearing disagreeables at home after the 〃tiff〃 this morning； I sent a telegram to Carrie； telling her I was going out to dine and she was not to sit up。 Bought a little silver bangle for Carrie。
July 31。 … Carrie was very pleased with the bangle； which I left with an affectionate note on her dressing…table last night before going to bed。 I told Carrie we should have to start for our holiday next Saturday。 She replied quite happily that she did not mind； except that the weather was so bad； and she feared that Miss Jibbons would not be able to get her a seaside dress in time。 I told Carrie that I thought the drab one with pink bows looked quite good enough； and Carrie said she should not think of wearing it。 I was about to discuss the matter； when； remembering the argument yesterday； resolved to hold my tongue。
I said to Carrie： 〃I don't think we can do better than 'Good old Broadstairs。'〃 Carrie not only； to my astonishment； raised an objection to Broadstairs； for the first time； but begged me not to use the expression； 〃Good old；〃 but to leave it to Mr。 Stillbrook and other GENTLEMEN of his type。 Hearing my 'bus pass the window； I was obliged to rush out of the house without kissing Carrie as usual； and I shouted to her： 〃I leave it to you to decide。〃 On returning in the evening； Carrie said she thought as the time was so short she had decided on Broadstairs； and had written to Mrs。 Beck； Harbour View Terrace； for apartments。
August 1。 … Ordered a new pair of trousers at Edwards's； and told them not to cut them so loose over the boot； the last pair being so loose and also tight at the knee； looked like a sailor's； and I heard Pitt； that objectionable youth at the office； call out 〃Hornpipe〃 as I passed his desk。 Carrie has ordered of Miss Jibbons a pink Garibaldi and blue…serge skirt； which I always think looks so pretty at the seaside。 In the evening she trimmed herself a little sailor…hat； while I read to her the EXCHANGE AND MART。 We had a good laugh over my trying on the hat when she had finished it； Carrie saying it looked so funny with my beard； and how the people would have roared if I went on the stage like it。
August 2。 … Mrs。 Beck wrote to say we could have our usual rooms at Broadstairs。 That's off our mind。 Bought a coloured shirt and a pair of tan…coloured boots； which I see many of the swell clerks wearing in the City； and hear are all the 〃go。〃
August 3。 … A beautiful day。 Looking forward to to…morrow。 Carrie bought a parasol about five feet long。 I told her it was ridiculous。 She said： 〃Mrs。 James； of Sutton； has one twice as long so；〃 the matter dropped。 I bought a capital hat for hot weather at the seaside。 I don't know what it is called； but it is the shape of the helmet worn in India； only made of straw。 Got three new ties； two coloured handkerchiefs； and a pair of navy…blue socks at Pope Brothers。 Spent the evening packing。 Carrie told me not to forget to borrow Mr。 Higgsworth's telescope； which he always lends me； knowing I know how to take care of it。 Sent Sarah out for it。 While everything was seeming so bright； the last post brought us a letter from Mrs。 Beck； saying： 〃I have just let all my house to one party； and am sorry I must take back my words； and am sorry you must find other apartments； but Mrs。 Womming； next door； will be pleased to accommodate you； but she cannot take you before Monday； as her rooms are engaged Bank Holiday week。〃
CHAPTER VI。
The Unexpected Arrival Home of our Son； Willie Lupin Pooter。
August 4。 … The first post brought a nice letter from our dear son Willie； acknowledging a trifling present which Carrie sent him； the day before yesterday being his twentieth birthday。 To our utter amazement he turned up himself in the afternoon； having journeyed all the way from Oldham。 He said he had got leave from the bank； and as Monday was a holiday he thought he would give us a little surprise。
August 5； Sunday。 … We have not seen Willie since last Christmas； and are pleased to notice what a fine young man he has grown。 One would scarcely believe he was Carrie's son。 He looks more like a younger brother。 I rather disapprove of his wearing a check suit on a Sunday； and I think he ought to have gone to church this morning； but he said he was tired after yesterday's journey； so I refrained from any remark on the subject。 We had a bottle of port for dinner； and drank dear Willie's health。
He said： 〃Oh； by…the…by； did I tell you I've cut my first name； 'William；' and taken the second name 'Lupin'？ In fact； I'm only known at Oldham as 'Lupin Pooter。' If you were to 'Willie' me there； they wouldn't know what you meant。〃
Of course； Lupin being a purely family name； Carrie was delighted； and began by giving a long history of the Lupins。 I ventured to say that I thought William a nice simple name； and reminded him he was christened after his Uncle William； who was much respected in the City。 Willie； in a manner which I did not much care for； said sneeringly： 〃Oh； I know all about that … Good old Bill！〃 and helped himself to a third glass of port。
Carrie objected strongly to my saying 〃Good old；〃 but she made no remark when Willie used the double adjective。 I said nothing； but looked at her； which meant more。 I said： 〃My dear Willie； I hope you are happy with your colleagues at the Bank。〃 He replied： 〃Lupin； if you please； and with respect to the Bank； there's not a clerk who is a gentleman； and the 'boss' is a cad。〃 I felt so shocked； I could say nothing； and my instinct told me there was something wrong。
August 6； Bank Holiday。 … As there was no sign of Lupin moving at nine o'clock； I knocked at his door； and said we usually breakfasted at half…past eight； and asked how long would he be？ Lupin replied that he had had a lively time of it； first with the train shaking the house all night； and then with the sun streaming in through the window in his eyes； and giving him a cracking headache。 Carrie came up and asked if he would like some breakfast sent up； and he said he could do with a cup of tea； and didn't want anything to eat。
Lupin not having come down； I went up again at half…past one； and said we dined at two； he said he 〃would be there。〃 He never came down till a quarter to three。 I said： 〃We have not seen much of you； and you will have to return by the 5。30 train； therefore you will have to leave in an hour； unless you go by the midnight mail。〃 He said： 〃Look here； Guv'nor； it's no use beating about the bush。 I've tendered my resignation at the Bank。〃
For a moment I could not speak。 When my speech came again； I said： 〃How dare you； sir？ How dare you take such a serious step without consulting me？ Don't answer me； sir！ … you will sit down immediately； and write a note at my dictation； withdrawing your resignation and amply apologising for your thoughtlessness。〃
Imagine my dismay when he replied with a loud guffaw： 〃It's no use。 If you want the good old truth； I've got the chuck！〃
August 7。 … Mr。 Perkupp has given me leave to postpone my holiday a week； as we could not get the room。 This will give us an opportunity of trying to find an appointment for Willie before we go。 The ambition of my life would be to get him into Mr。 Perkupp's firm。
August 11。 … Although it is a serious matter having our boy Lupin on our hands； still it is satisfactory to know he was asked to resign from the Bank simply because 〃he took no interest in his work； and always arrived an hour （sometimes two hours） late。〃 We can all start off on Monday to Broadstairs with a light heart。 This will take my mind off the worry of the last few days； which have been wasted over a useless correspondence with the manager of the Bank at Oldham。
August 13。 … Hurrah！ at Broadstairs。 Very nice apartments near the station。 On the cliffs they would have been double the price。 The landlady had a nice five o'clock dinner and tea ready； which we all enjoyed； though Lupin seemed fastidious because there happened to be a fly in the butter。 It was very wet in the evening； for which I was thankful； as it was a good excuse for going to bed early。 Lupin said he would sit up and read a bit。
August 14。 … I was a little annoyed to find Lupin； instead of reading last night； had gone to a common sort of entertainment； given at the Assembly Rooms。 I expressed my opinion that such performances were unworthy of respectable patronage； but he replied： 〃Oh； it was only 'for one night only。' I had a fit of the blues come on； and thought I would go to see Polly Presswell； England's Particular Spark。〃 I told him I was proud to say I had never heard of her。 Carrie said： 〃Do let the boy alone。 He's quite old enough to take care of himself； and won't forget he's a gentleman。 Remember； you were young once yourself。〃 Rained all day hard； but Lupin would go out。
August 15。 … Cleared up a bit； so we all took the train to Margate； and the first person we met on the jetty was Gowing。 I said： 〃Hulloh！ I thought you had gone to Barmouth with your Birmingham friends？〃 He said： 〃Yes； but young Peter Lawrence was so ill； they postponed their visit； so I came down here。 You know the Cummings' are here too？〃 Carrie said： 〃Oh； that will be delightful！ We must have some evenings together and have games。〃
I introduced Lupin； saying： 〃You will be pleased to find we have our dear boy at home！〃 Gowing said： 〃How's that？ You don't mean to say he's left the Bank？〃
I changed the subject quickly； and thereby avoided any of those awkward questions which Gowing always has a knack of asking。
August 16。 … Lupin positively refused to walk down the Parade with me because I was wearing my new straw h