shall charge you half what you will have to pay at the Royal； and the view is every bit as good。〃 Looking at the address at the top of the note…paper； I found it was 〃Lupkin's Family and Commercial Hotel。〃
I wrote a note； saying we were compelled to 〃decline her kind invitation。〃 Carrie thought this very satirical； and to the point。
By…the…by； I will never choose another cloth pattern at night。 I ordered a new suit of dittos for the garden at Edwards'； and chose the pattern by gaslight； and they seemed to be a quiet pepper…and… salt mixture with white stripes down。 They came home this morning； and； to my horror； I found it was quite a flash…looking suit。 There was a lot of green with bright yellow…coloured stripes。
I tried on the coat； and was annoyed to find Carrie giggling。 She said： 〃What mixture did you say you asked for？〃
I said： 〃A quiet pepper and salt。〃
Carrie said： 〃Well； it looks more like mustard； if you want to know the truth。〃
CHAPTER XIX。
Meet Teddy Finsworth； an old schoolfellow。 We have a pleasant and quiet dinner at his uncle's； marred only by a few awkward mistakes on my part respecting Mr。 Finsworth's pictures。 A discussion on dreams。
April 27。 … Kept a little later than usual at the office； and as I was hurrying along a man stopped me； saying： 〃Hulloh！ That's a face I know。〃 I replied politely： 〃Very likely； lots of people know me； although I may not know them。〃 He replied： 〃But you know me … Teddy Finsworth。〃 So it was。 He was at the same school with me。 I had not seen him for years and years。 No wonder I did not know him！ At school he was at least a head taller than I was； now I am at least a head taller than he is； and he has a thick beard； almost grey。 He insisted on my having a glass of wine （a thing I never do）； and told me he lived at Middlesboro'； where he was Deputy Town Clerk； a position which was as high as the Town Clerk of London … in fact； higher。 He added that he was staying for a few days in London； with his uncle； Mr。 Edgar Paul Finsworth （of Finsworth and Pultwell）。 He said he was sure his uncle would be only too pleased to see me； and he had a nice house； Watney Lodge； only a few minutes' walk from Muswell Hill Station。 I gave him our address； and we parted。
In the evening； to my surprise； he called with a very nice letter from Mr。 Finsworth； saying if we （including Carrie） would dine with them to…morrow （Sunday）； at two o'clock； he would be delighted。 Carrie did not like to go； but Teddy Finsworth pressed us so much we consented。 Carrie sent Sarah round to the butcher's and countermanded our half…leg of mutton； which we had ordered for to… morrow。
April 28； Sunday。 … We found Watney Lodge farther off than we anticipated； and only arrived as the clock struck two； both feeling hot and uncomfortable。 To make matters worse； a large collie dog pounced forward to receive us。 He barked loudly and jumped up at Carrie； covering her light skirt； which she was wearing for the first time； with mud。 Teddy Finsworth came out and drove the dog off and apologised。 We were shown into the drawing…room； which was beautifully decorated。 It was full of knick…knacks； and some plates hung up on the wall。 There were several little wooden milk… stools with paintings on them； also a white wooden banjo； painted by one of Mr。 Paul Finsworth's nieces … a cousin of Teddy's。
Mr。 Paul Finsworth seemed quite a distinguished…looking elderly gentleman； and was most gallant to Carrie。 There were a great many water…colours hanging on the walls； mostly different views of India； which were very bright。 Mr。 Finsworth said they were painted by 〃Simpz；〃 and added that he was no judge of pictures himself but had been informed on good authority that they were worth some hundreds of pounds； although he had only paid a few shillings apiece for them； frames included； at a sale in the neighbourhood。
There was also a large picture in a very handsome frame； done in coloured crayons。 It looked like a religious subject。 I was very much struck with the lace collar； it looked so real； but I unfortunately made the remark that there was something about the expression of the face that was not quite pleasing。 It looked pinched。 Mr。 Finsworth sorrowfully replied： 〃Yes； the face was done after death … my wife's sister。〃
I felt terribly awkward and bowed apologetically； and in a whisper said I hoped I had not hurt his feelings。 We both stood looking at the picture for a few minutes in silence； when Mr。 Finsworth took out a handkerchief and said： 〃She was sitting in our garden last summer；〃 and blew his nose violently。 He seemed quite affected； so I turned to look at something else and stood in front of a portrait of a jolly…looking middle…aged gentleman； with a red face and straw hat。 I said to Mr。 Finsworth： 〃Who is this jovial…looking gentleman？ Life doesn't seem to trouble him much。〃 Mr。 Finsworth said： 〃No； it doesn't。 HE IS DEAD TOO … my brother。〃
I was absolutely horrified at my own awkwardness。 Fortunately at this moment Carrie entered with Mrs。 Finsworth； who had taken her upstairs to take off her bonnet and brush her skirt。 Teddy said： 〃Short is late；〃 but at that moment the gentleman referred to arrived； and I was introduced to him by Teddy； who said： 〃Do you know Mr。 Short？〃 I replied； smiling； that I had not that pleasure； but I hoped it would not be long before I knew Mr。 SHORT。 He evidently did not see my little joke； although I repeated it twice with a little laugh。 I suddenly remembered it was Sunday； and Mr。 Short was perhaps VERY PARTICULAR。 In this I was mistaken； for he was not at all particular in several of his remarks after dinner。 In fact I was so ashamed of one of his observations that I took the opportunity to say to Mrs。 Finsworth that I feared she found Mr。 Short occasionally a little embarrassing。 To my surprise she said： 〃Oh！ he is privileged you know。〃 I did not know as a matter of fact； and so I bowed apologetically。 I fail to see why Mr。 Short should be privileged。
Another thing that annoyed me at dinner was that the collie dog； which jumped up at Carrie； was allowed to remain under the dining… room table。 It kept growling and snapping at my boots every time I moved my foot。 Feeling nervous rather； I spoke to Mrs。 Finsworth about the animal； and she remarked： 〃It is only his play。〃 She jumped up and let in a frightfully ugly…looking spaniel called Bibbs； which had been scratching at the door。 This dog also seemed to take a fancy to my boots； and I discovered afterwards that it had licked off every bit of blacking from them。 I was positively ashamed of being seen in them。 Mrs。 Finsworth； who； I must say； is not much of a Job's comforter； said： 〃Oh！ we are used to Bibbs doing that to our visitors。〃
Mr。 Finsworth had up some fine port； although I question whether it is a good thing to take on the top of beer。 It made me feel a little sleepy； while it had the effect of inducing Mr。 Short to become 〃privileged〃 to rather an alarming extent。 It being cold even for April； there was a fire in the drawing…room； we sat round in easy…chairs； and Teddy and I waxed rather eloquent over the old school days； which had the effect of sending all the others to sleep。 I was delighted； as far as Mr。 Short was concerned； that it did have that effect on him。
We stayed till four； and the walk home was remarkable only for the fact that several fools giggled at the unpolished state of my boots。 Polished them myself when I got home。 Went to church in the evening； and could scarcely keep awake。 I will not take port on the top of beer again。
April 29。 … I am getting quite accustomed to being snubbed by Lupin； and I do not mind being sat upon by Carrie； because I think she has a certain amount of right to do so； but I do think it hard to be at once snubbed by wife； son； and both my guests。
Gowing and Cummings had dropped in during the evening； and I suddenly remembered an extraordinary dream I had a few nights ago； and I thought I would tell them about it。 I dreamt I saw some huge blocks of ice in a shop with a bright glare behind them。 I walked into the shop and the heat was overpowering。 I found that the blocks of ice were on fire。 The whole thing was so real and yet so supernatural I woke up in a cold perspiration。 Lupin in a most contemptuous manner； said： 〃What utter rot。〃
Before I could reply； Gowing said there was nothing so completely uninteresting as other people's dreams。
I appealed to Cummings； but he said he was bound to agree with the others and my dream was especially nonsensical。 I said： 〃It seemed so real to me。〃 Gowing replied： 〃Yes； to YOU perhaps； but not to US。〃 Whereupon they all roared。
Carrie； who had hitherto been quiet； said： 〃He tells me his stupid dreams every morning nearly。〃 I replied： 〃Very well； dear； I promise you I will never tell you or anybody else another dream of mine the longest day I live。〃 Lupin said： 〃Hear！ hear！〃 and helped himself to another glass of beer。 The subject was fortunately changed； and Cummings read a most interesting article on the superiority of the bicycle to the horse。
CHAPTER XX。
Dinner at Franching's to meet Mr。 Hardfur Huttle。
May 10。 … Received a letter from Mr。 Franching； of Peckham； asking us to dine with him to…night； at seven o'clock； to meet Mr。 Hardfur Huttle； a very clever writer for the American papers。 Franching apologised for the short notice； but said he had at the last moment been disappointed of two of his guests and regarded us as old friends who would not mind filling up the gap。 Carrie rather demurred at the invitation； but I explained to her that Franching was very well off and influential； and we could not afford to offend him。 〃And we are sure to get a good dinner and a good glass of champagne。〃 〃Which never agrees with you！〃 Carrie replied； sharply。 I regarded Carrie's observation as unsaid。 Mr。 Franching asked us to wire a reply。 As he had said nothing about dress in the letter； I wired back： 〃With pleasure。 Is it full dress？〃 and by leaving out our name； just got the message within the sixpence。
Got back early to give time to dress； which we received a telegram instructing us to do。