ar a word against her。 So what is one to do？ Another thing which is disappointing to me is； that Carrie and Lupin take no interest whatever in my diary。
I broached the subject at the breakfast…table to…day。 I said： 〃I was in hopes that； if anything ever happened to me； the diary would be an endless source of pleasure to you both； to say nothing of the chance of the remuneration which may accrue from its being published。〃
Both Carrie and Lupin burst out laughing。 Carrie was sorry for this； I could see； for she said： 〃I did not mean to be rude； dear Charlie； but truly I do not think your diary would sufficiently interest the public to be taken up by a publisher。〃
I replied： 〃I am sure it would prove quite as interesting as some of the ridiculous reminiscences that have been published lately。 Besides； it's the diary that makes the man。 Where would Evelyn and Pepys have been if it had not been for their diaries？〃
Carrie said I was quite a philosopher； but Lupin； in a jeering tone； said： 〃If it had been written on larger paper； Guv。； we might get a fair price from a butterman for it。〃
As I am in the prospective vein； I vow the end of this year will see the end of my diary。
December 19。 … The annual invitation came to spend Christmas with Carrie's mother … the usual family festive gathering to which we always look forward。 Lupin declined to go。 I was astounded； and expressed my surprise and disgust。 Lupin then obliged us with the following Radical speech： 〃I hate a family gathering at Christmas。 What does it mean？ Why someone says： 'Ah！ we miss poor Uncle James； who was here last year；' and we all begin to snivel。 Someone else says： 'It's two years since poor Aunt Liz used to sit in that corner。' Then we all begin to snivel again。 Then another gloomy relation says 'Ah！ I wonder whose turn it will be next？' Then we all snivel again； and proceed to eat and drink too much； and they don't discover until I get up that we have been seated thirteen at dinner。〃
December 20。 … Went to Smirksons'； the drapers； in the Strand； who this year have turned out everything in the shop and devoted the whole place to the sale of Christmas cards。 Shop crowded with people； who seemed to take up the cards rather roughly； and； after a hurried glance at them； throw them down again。 I remarked to one of the young persons serving； that carelessness appeared to be a disease with some purchasers。 The observation was scarcely out of my mouth； when my thick coat…sleeve caught against a large pile of expensive cards in boxes one on top of the other； and threw them down。 The manager came forward； looking very much annoyed； and picking up several cards from the ground； said to one of the assistants； with a palpable side…glance at me： 〃Put these amongst the sixpenny goods； they can't be sold for a shilling now。〃 The result was； I felt it my duty to buy some of these damaged cards。
I had to buy more and pay more than intended。 Unfortunately I did not examine them all； and when I got home I discovered a vulgar card with a picture of a fat nurse with two babies； one black and the other white； and the words： 〃We wish Pa a Merry Christmas。〃 I tore up the card and threw it away。 Carrie said the great disadvantage of going out in Society and increasing the number of our friends was； that we should have to send out nearly two dozen cards this year。
December 21。 … To save the postman a miserable Christmas； we follow the example of all unselfish people； and send out our cards early。 Most of the cards had finger…marks； which I did not notice at night。 I shall buy all future cards in the daytime。 Lupin （who； ever since he has had the appointment with a stock and share broker； does not seem over…scrupulous in his dealings） told me never to rub out the pencilled price on the backs of the cards。 I asked him why。 Lupin said： 〃Suppose your card is marked 9d。 Well； all you have to do is to pencil a 3 … and a long down…stroke after it … in FRONT of the ninepence； and people will think you have given five times the price for it。〃
In the evening Lupin was very low…spirited； and I reminded him that behind the clouds the sun was shining。 He said： 〃Ugh！ it never shines on me。〃 I said： 〃Stop； Lupin； my boy； you are worried about Daisy Mutlar。 Don't think of her any more。 You ought to congratulate yourself on having got off a very bad bargain。 Her notions are far too grand for our simple tastes。〃 He jumped up and said： 〃I won't allow one word to be uttered against her。 She's worth the whole bunch of your friends put together； that inflated； sloping…head of a Perkupp included。〃 I left the room with silent dignity； but caught my foot in the mat。
December 23。 … I exchanged no words with Lupin in the morning； but as he seemed to be in exuberant spirits in the evening； I ventured to ask him where he intended to spend his Christmas。 He replied： 〃Oh； most likely at the Mutlars'。〃
In wonderment； I said： 〃What！ after your engagement has been broken off？〃
Lupin said： 〃Who said it is off？〃
I said： 〃You have given us both to understand … 〃
He interrupted me by saying： 〃Well； never mind what I said。 IT IS ON AGAIN … THERE！〃
CHAPTER XIII。
I receive an insulting Christmas card。 We spend a pleasant Christmas at Carrie's mother's。 A Mr。 Moss is rather too free。 A boisterous evening； during which I am struck in the dark。 I receive an extraordinary letter from Mr。 Mutlar； senior； respecting Lupin。 We miss drinking out the Old Year。
December 24。 … I am a poor man； but I would gladly give ten shillings to find out who sent me the insulting Christmas card I received this morning。 I never insult people； why should they insult me？ The worst part of the transaction is； that I find myself suspecting all my friends。 The handwriting on the envelope is evidently disguised； being written sloping the wrong way。 I cannot think either Gowing or Cummings would do such a mean thing。 Lupin denied all knowledge of it； and I believe him； although I disapprove of his laughing and sympathising with the offender。 Mr。 Franching would be above such an act； and I don't think any of the Mutlars would descend to such a course。 I wonder if Pitt； that impudent clerk at the office； did it？ Or Mrs。 Birrell； the charwoman； or Burwin…Fosselton？ The writing is too good for the former。
Christmas Day。 … We caught the 10。20 train at Paddington； and spent a pleasant day at Carrie's mother's。 The country was quite nice and pleasant； although the roads were sloppy。 We dined in the middle of the day； just ten of us； and talked over old times。 If everybody had a nice； UNinterfering mother…in…law； such as I have； what a deal of happiness there would be in the world。 Being all in good spirits； I proposed her health； and I made； I think； a very good speech。
I concluded； rather neatly； by saying： 〃On an occasion like this … whether relatives； friends； or acquaintances； … we are all inspired with good feelings towards each other。 We are of one mind； and think only of love and friendship。 Those who have quarrelled with absent friends should kiss and make it up。 Those who happily have not fallen out； can kiss all the same。〃
I saw the tears in the eyes of both Carrie and her mother； and must say I felt very flattered by the compliment。 That dear old Reverend John Panzy Smith； who married us； made a most cheerful and amusing speech； and said he should act on my suggestion respecting the kissing。 He then walked round the table and kissed all the ladies； including Carrie。 Of course one did not object to this； but I was more than staggered when a young fellow named Moss； who was a stranger to me； and who had scarcely spoken a word through dinner； jumped up suddenly with a sprig of misletoe； and exclaimed： 〃Hulloh！ I don't see why I shouldn't be on in this scene。〃 Before one could realise what he was about to do； he kissed Carrie and the rest of the ladies。
Fortunately the matter was treated as a joke； and we all laughed； but it was a dangerous experiment； and I felt very uneasy for a moment as to the result。 I subsequently referred to the matter to Carrie； but she said： 〃Oh； he's not much more than a boy。〃 I said that he had a very large moustache for a boy。 Carrie replied： 〃I didn't say he was not a nice boy。〃
December 26。 … I did not sleep very well last night； I never do in a strange bed。 I feel a little indigestion； which one must expect at this time of the year。 Carrie and I returned to Town in the evening。 Lupin came in late。 He said he enjoyed his Christmas； and added： 〃I feel as fit as a Lowther Arcade fiddle； and only require a little more 'oof' to feel as fit as a 500 pounds Stradivarius。〃 I have long since given up trying to understand Lupin's slang； or asking him to explain it。
December 27。 … I told Lupin I was expecting Gowing and Cummings to drop in to…morrow evening for a quiet game。 I was in hope the boy would volunteer to stay in； and help to amuse them。 Instead of which； he said： 〃Oh； you had better put them off； as I have asked Daisy and Frank Mutlar to come。〃 I said I could not think of doing such a thing。 Lupin said： 〃Then I will send a wire； and put off Daisy。〃 I suggested that a post…card or letter would reach her quite soon enough； and would not be so extravagant。
Carrie； who had listened to the above conversation with apparent annoyance； directed a well…aimed shaft at Lupin。 She said： 〃Lupin； why do you object to Daisy meeting your father's friends？ Is it because they are not good enough for her； or （which is equally possible） SHE is not good enough for them？〃 Lupin was dumbfounded； and could make no reply。 When he left the room； I gave Carrie a kiss of approval。
December 28 … Lupin； on coming down to breakfast； said to his mother： 〃I have not put off Daisy and Frank； and should like them to join Gowing and Cummings this evening。〃 I felt very pleased with the boy for this。 Carrie said； in reply： 〃I am glad you let me know in time； as I can turn over the cold leg of mutton； dress it with a little parsley； and no one will know it has been cut。〃 She further said she would make a few custards； and stew some pippins； so that they would be cold by the evening。
Finding Lup