he was returned backe againe； in regard that many of the wounded
persons were his worthy friends； and liberall bounty was there to be
expected； which made him presently go aboord a small Barke； and
forthwith set away towards Malfy。
This absence of Master Doctor Mazzeo； gave opportunity to
adventurous Ruggiero； to visite his house （he being gone） in hope to
get more Crownes； and curtisie from the Mistresse； under formall
colour of courting the Maide。 And being closely admitted into the
house； when divers Neighbours were in conference with her Mistresse；
and held her with much pleasing discourse； as required longer time
then was expected： the Maide； had no other roome to conceale
Ruggiero in； but onely the bed Chamber of her Master； where she
lockt him in； because none of the houshold people should descry him；
and stayed attending on her Mistris； till all the Guests tooke their
leave； and were gone。 Ruggiero thus remayning alone in the Chamber；
for the space of three long houres and more was visited neither by
Maide nor Mistris； but awaited when he should be set at liberty。
Now； whether feeding on salt meates before his coming thither； or
customary use of drinking； which maketh men unable any long while to
abstaine as being never satisfied with excesse； which of these two
extreames they were； I know not： but drinke needs he must。 And； having
no other meanes for quenching his thirst； espied the glasse of water
standing in the Window； and thinking it to be some soveraigne kinde of
water； reserved by the Doctor for his owne drinking； to make him lusty
in his old yeeres； he tooke the glasse； and finding the water pleasing
to his pallate； dranke it off every drop； then sitting downe on a
Coffer by the beds side； soone after he fell into a sound sleepe；
according to the powerfull working of the water。
No sooner were all the Neighbours gone； and the Maide at liberty
from her Mistresse； but unlocking the doore； into the Chamber she
went； and finding Ruggiero sitting fast asleepe； she began to hunch
and punche him； entreating him （softly） to awake： but all was to no
purpose； for he neither moved； or answered one word； whereat her
patience being somewhat provoked； she punched him more rudely； and
angerly saide： Awake for shame thou drowsie dullard； and if thou be so
desirous of sleeping； get thee home to thine owne lodging； because
thou art not allowed to sleepe here。 Ruggiero being thus rudely
punched； fell from off the Coffer flat on the ground； appearing no
other in all respects； then as if he were a dead body。 Whereat the
Maide being fearfully amazed； plucking him by the nose and young
beard； and what else she could devise to do； yet all her labour
proving still in vaine： she was almost beside her wits； stamping and
raving all about the roome； as if sense and reason had forsaken her；
so violent was her extreame distraction。
Upon the hearing of this noise； her Mistris came sodainely into
the Chamber； where being affrighted at so strange an accident； and
suspecting that Ruggiero was dead indeed： she pinched him strongly；
and burnt his finger with a candle； yet all was as fruitelesse as
before。 Then sitting downe； she began to consider advisedly with her
selfe； how much her honour and reputation would be endangered
hereby； both with her Husband； and in vulgar opinion when this
should come to publike notice。 For （quoth she to her Maide） it is
not thy fond love to this unruly fellow that can sway the censure of
the monster multitude； in beleeving his accesse hither onely to
thee： but my good name； and honest repute； as yet untoucht with the
very least taxation； will be rackt on the tenter of infamous
judgement； and （though never so cleare） branded with generall
condemnation。 It is wisedome therefore； that we should make no noise
but （in silence） consider with our selves； how to cleare the house
of this dead body； by some such helpfull and witty device； as when
it shall be found in the morning； his being here may passe without
suspition； and the worlds rash opinion no way touch US。
Weeping and lamenting is now laid aside； and all hope in them of his
lives restoring： onely to rid his body but of the house； that now
requires their care and cunning： whereupon the Maide thus began。
Mistresse （quoth she） this evening； although it was very late； at
our next Neighbours doore （who you know is a joyner by his trade） I
saw a great Chest stand； and； as it seemeth； for a publike sale；
because two or three nights together； it hath not bene thence removed：
and if the owner have not lockt it； all invention else cannot
furnish us with the like helpe。 For therein will we lay his body；
whereon I will bestow two or three wounds with my Knife； and leaving
him so； our house can be no more suspected concerning his being
here； then any other in the streete beside； nay rather farre lesse； in
regard of your husbands credite and authority。 Moreover； hereof I am
certaine； that he being of such bad and disordered qualities： it
will the more likely be imagined； that he was slaine by some of his
own loose companions； being with them about some pilfering busines；
and afterward hid his body in the chest； it standing so fitly for
the purpose； and darke night also favouring the deed。
The Maids counsell past under the seale of allowance； only her
Mistris thought it not convenient； that （having affected hirn so
deerely） she should mangle his body with any wounds； but rather to let
it be gathered by more likely…hood； that villaines had strangled
him； and then conveyed his body into the Chest。 Away she sends the
Maide； to see whether the Chest stood there still； or no； as indeede
it did； and unlockt； whereof they were not a little joyfull。 By the
helpe of her Mistresse； the Maide tooke Ruggiero upon her shoulders；
and bringing him to the doore； with dilligent respect that no one
could discover them； in the Chest they laide him； and so there left
him； closing downe the lidde according as they found it。
In the same streete； and not farre from the joyner； dwelt two yong
men who were Lombards； living upon the interest of their moneyes；
coveting to get much； and to spend little。 They having observed
where the Chest stood； and wanting a necessary mooveable to
houshold； yet loath to lay out money for buying it： complotted
together this very night； to steale it thence； and carry it home to
their house； as accordingly they did； finding it somewhat heavy； and
therefore imagining； that matter of woorth was contained therein。 In
the Chamber where their wives lay； they left it； and so without any
further search till the next morning； they laid them downe to rest
likewise。
Ruggiero； who had now slept a long while； the drinke being digested；
and the vertue thereof fully consummated； began to awake before day。
And although his naturall sleepe was broken； and his senses had
recovered their former power； yet notwithstanding； there remained such
an astonishment in his braine； as not onely did afflict him all the
day following； but also divers dayes and nights afterward。 Having
his eyes wide open； and yet not discerning any thing； he stretched
forth his armes every where about him； and finding himselfe to be
enclosed in the Chest； he grew more broad awake； and said to himselfe。
What is this？ Where am I？ Do I wake or steepe？ Full well I remember；
that not long since I was in my sweet…hearts Chamber； and now （me
thinkes） I am mewed up in a Chest。 What should I thinke hereof？ Is
Master Doctor returned home； or hath some other inconvenience happned；
whereby finding me a sleepe； she was enforced to hide me thus？
Surely it is so； and otherwise it cannot be： wherefore； it is best for
me to lye still； and listen when I can heare any talking in the
Chamber。
Continuing thus a longer while then otherwise he would have done；
because his lying in the bare Chest was somewhat uneasie and
painfull to him； turning divers times on the one side； and then as
often againe on the other； coveting still for ease； yet could not
finde any： at length； he thrust his backe so strongly against the
Chests side； that （it standing on an un…even ground） it began to
totter； and after fell downe。 In which fall； it made so loud a
noise； as the women （lying in the beds standing by） awaked； and were
so overcome with feare； that they had not the power to speake one
word。 Ruggiero also being affrighted with the Chests fall； and
perceiving how by that meanes it was become open； he thought it
better； least some other sinister fortune should befall him； to be
at open liberty； then inclosed up so strictly。 And because he knew not
where he was； as also hoping to meete with his Mistresse； he went
all about groping in the darke； to find either some staires or
doore； whereby to get forth。
When the Women （being then awake） heard his trampling； as also his
justling against the doores and windowes； they demaunded； Who was
there？ Ruggiero； not knowing their voyces； made them no answer；
wherefore they called to their husbands； who lay very soundly sleeping
by them； by reason of their so late walking abroad； and therefore
heard not this noise in the house。 This made the Women much more
timorous； and therefore rising out of their beddes； they opened the
Casement towards the streete； crying out aloude； Theeves； Theeves。 The
neighbours arose upon this outcry； running up and downe from place
to place； some engirting the house； and others entering into it： by
means of which troublesome noise； the two Lombards awaked； and seizing
there upon poore Ruggiero （who was well…neere affrighted out of his
wittes； at so strange an accident； and his owne ignorance； how he
happened thither； and how to escape from them） he stood gazing on them
without any answer。
By this time； the Sergeants and other Officers of the City；
ordinarily attending on the Magistrate； being raised by the tumult
of this uproare； were come into the house； and had poore Ruggiero
committed unto their charge： who bringing him before the Governor； was
forthwith called in question； and known to be of a most wicked life； a
shame to all his friends and kindred。 He could say little for
himselfe； never denying his taking in the house； and theref