oved horribly in the Gaelic O'Brien。 He felt the chaotic presence of all the horse…men and fish…women that man's unnatural fancy has begotten。 A voice older than his first fathers seemed saying in his ear： 〃Keep out of the monstrous garden where grows the tree with double fruit。 Avoid the evil garden where died the man with two heads。〃 Yet； while these shameful symbolic shapes passed across the ancient mirror of his Irish soul； his Frenchified intellect was quite alert； and was watching the odd priest as closely and incredulously as all the rest。 Father Brown had turned round at last； and stood against the window； with his face in dense shadow； but even in that shadow they could see it was pale as ashes。 Nevertheless； he spoke quite sensibly； as if there were no Gaelic souls on earth。 〃Gentlemen；〃 he said； 〃you did not find the strange body of Becker in the garden。 You did not find any strange body in the garden。 In face of Dr。 Simon's rationalism； I still affirm that Becker was only partly present。 Look here！〃 （pointing to the black bulk of the mysterious corpse） 〃you never saw that man in your lives。 Did you ever see this man？〃 He rapidly rolled away the bald； yellow head of the unknown； and put in its place the white…maned head beside it。 And there； complete； unified； unmistakable； lay Julius K。 Brayne。 〃The murderer；〃 went on Brown quietly； 〃hacked off his enemy's head and flung the sword far over the wall。 But he was too clever to fling the sword only。 He flung the head over the wall also。 Then he had only to clap on another head to the corpse； and （as he insisted on a private inquest） you all imagined a totally new man。〃 〃Clap on another head！〃 said O'Brien staring。 〃What other head？ Heads don't grow on garden bushes； do they？〃 〃No；〃 said Father Brown huskily； and looking at his boots； 〃there is only one place where they grow。 They grow in the basket of the guillotine； beside which the chief of police； Aristide Valentin； was standing not an hour before the murder。 Oh； my friends； hear me a minute more before you tear me in pieces。 Valentin is an honest man； if being mad for an arguable cause is honesty。 But did you never see in that cold； grey eye of his that he is mad！ He would do anything； anything； to break what he calls the superstition of the Cross。 He has fought for it and starved for it； and now he has murdered for it。 Brayne's crazy millions had hitherto been scattered among so many sects that they did little to alter the balance of things。 But Valentin heard a whisper that Brayne； like so many scatter…brained sceptics； was drifting to us； and that was quite a different thing。 Brayne would pour supplies into the impoverished and pugnacious Church of France； he would support six Nationalist newspapers like The Guillotine。 The battle was already balanced on a point； and the fanatic took flame at the risk。 He resolved to destroy the millionaire； and he did it as one would expect the greatest of detectives to commit his only crime。 He abstracted the severed head of Becker on some criminological excuse； and took it home in his official box。 He had that last argument with Brayne； that Lord Galloway did not hear the end of； that failing； he led him out into the sealed garden； talked about swordsmanship； used twigs and a sabre for illustration； and〃 Ivan of the Scar sprang up。 〃You lunatic；〃 he yelled； 〃you'll go to my master now； if I take you by〃 〃Why； I was going there；〃 said Brown heavily； 〃I must ask him to confess； and all that。〃 Driving the unhappy Brown before them like a hostage or sacrifice； they rushed together into the sudden stillness of Valentin's study。 The great detective sat at his desk apparently too occupied to hear their turbulent entrance。 They paused a moment； and then something in the look of that upright and elegant back made the doctor run forward suddenly。 A touch and a glance showed him that there was a small box of pills at Valentin's elbow； and that Valentin was dead in his chair； and on the blind face of the suicide was more than the pride of Cato。
The Queer Feet
If you meet a member of that select club； 〃The Twelve True Fishermen；〃 entering the Vernon Hotel for the annual club dinner； you will observe； as he takes off his overcoat； that his evening coat is green and not black。 If （supposing that you have the star…defying audacity to address such a being） you ask him why； he will probably answer that he does it to avoid being mistaken for a waiter。 You will then retire crushed。 But you will leave behind you a mystery as yet unsolved and a tale worth telling。 If （to pursue the same vein of improbable conjecture） you were to meet a mild； hard…working little priest； named Father Brown； and were to ask him what he thought was the most singular luck of his life； he would probably reply that upon the whole his best stroke was at the Vernon Hotel； where he had averted a crime and； perhaps； saved a soul； merely by listening to a few footsteps in a passage。 He is perhaps a little proud of this wild and wonderful guess of his； and it is possible that he might refer to it。 But since it is immeasurably unlikely that you will ever rise high enough in the social world to find 〃The Twelve True Fishermen；〃 or that you will ever sink low enough among slums and criminals to find Father Brown； I fear you will never hear the story at all unless you hear it from me。 The Vernon Hotel at which The Twelve True Fishermen held their annual dinners was an institution such as can only exist in an oligarchical society which has almost gone mad on good manners。 It was that topsy…turvy productan 〃exclusive〃 commercial enterprise。 That is； it was a thing which paid not by attracting people； but actually by turning people away。 In the heart of a plutocracy tradesmen become cunning enough to be more fastidious than their customers。 They positively create difficulties so that their wealthy and weary clients may spend money and diplomacy in overcoming them。 If there were a fashionable hotel in London which no man could enter who was under six foot； society would meekly make up parties of six…foot men to dine in it。 If there were an expensive restaurant which by a mere caprice of its proprietor was only open on Thursday afternoon； it would be crowded on Thursday afternoon。 The Vernon Hotel stood； as if by accident； in the corner of a square in Belgravia。 It was a small hotel； and a very inconvenient one。 But its very inconveniences were considered as walls protecting a particular class。 One inconvenience； in particular； was held to be of vital importance： the fact that practically only twenty…four people could dine in the place at once。 The only big dinner table was the celebrated terrace table； which stood open to the air on a sort of veranda overlooking one of the most exquisite old gardens in London。 Thus it happened that even the twenty…four seats at this table could only be enjoyed in warm weather； and this making the enjoyment yet more difficult made it yet more desired。 The existing owner of the hotel was a Jew named Lever； and he made nearly a million out of it； by making it difficult to get into。 Of course he combined with this limitation in the scope of his enterprise the most careful polish in its performance。 The wines and cooking were really as good as any in Europe； and the demeanour of the attendants exactly mirrored the fixed mood of the English upper class。 The proprietor knew all his waiters like the fingers on his hand； there were only fifteen of them all told。 It was much easier to become a Member of Parliament than to become a waiter in that hotel。 Each waiter was trained in terrible silence and smoothness； as if he were a gentleman's servant。 And； indeed； there was generally at least one waiter to every gentleman who dined。 The club of The Twelve True Fishermen would not have consented to dine anywhere but in such a place； for it insisted on a luxurious privacy； and would have been quite upset by the mere thought that any other club was even dining in the same building。 On the occasion of their annual dinner the Fishermen were in the habit of exposing all their treasures； as if they were in a private house； especially the celebrated set of fish knives and forks which were； as it were； the insignia of the society； each being exquisitely wrought in silver in the form of a fish； and each loaded at the hilt with one large pearl。 These were always laid out for the fish course； and the fish course was always the most magnificent in that magnificent repast。 The society had a vast number of ceremonies and observances； but it had no history and no object； that was where it was so very aristocratic。 You did not have to be anything in order to be one of the Twelve Fishers； unless you were already a certain sort of person； you never even heard of them。 It had been in existence twelve years。 Its president was Mr。 Audley。 Its vice…president was the Duke of Chester。 If I have in any degree conveyed the atmosphere of this appalling hotel； the reader may feel a natural wonder as to how I came to know anything about it； and may even speculate as to how so ordinary a person as my friend Father Brown came to find himself in that golden galley。 As far as that is concerned； my story is simple； or even vulgar。 There is in the world a very aged rioter and demagogue who breaks into the most refined retreats with the dreadful information that all men are brothers； and wherever this leveller went on his pale horse it was Father Brown's trade to follow。 One of the waiters； an Italian； had been struck down with a paralytic stroke that afternoon； and his Jewish employer； marvelling mildly at such superstitions； had consented to send for the nearest Popish priest。 With what the waiter confessed to Father Brown we are not concerned； for the excellent reason that that cleric kept it to himself； but apparently it involved him in writing out a note or statement for the conveying of some message or the righting of some wrong。 Father Brown； therefore； with a meek impudence which he would have shown equally in Buckingham Palace； asked to be provided with a room and writing materials。 Mr。 Lever was torn in tw